bone you
bone you In the back
bone you by Maxingamozon May 4, 2015
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bone it like you own it
An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.
Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!
Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!
Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.
bone it like you own it by Bachelor boB September 21, 2012
you should bone him/her
you should bone him/her by John Sim August 4, 2004
break every bone in your body
To open up a can of whoop ass on someone and then, while sitting back with a nice bottle of wine, proceed to sadistically snap all 106 bones in their body, about one every 20 minutes or so, thereby inflicting nearly insufferable agony and forcing the person take their meals through a tube for the rest of their miserable, now useless life.
Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!
break every bone in your body by IGKYA53 July 2, 2020
Bone 'em Young University
A term to classify men with no career and/or little education. Mostly due to the result of juvenile partying and screwing women irresponsibly, often leading to a pregnancy that ruined any chance of success.
-Derived from Brigham Young University
-Term coined by Los Angeles 97.1's Tom Leykis infamous radio show host
-Derived from Brigham Young University
-Term coined by Los Angeles 97.1's Tom Leykis infamous radio show host
Jesse: Hey Eddie, how's everything working out at UCLA?
Eddie: nahh man I got my girl knocked up and can't focus no more, my pop Tom said we belong at BYU..
Jesse: Then what's the prob? Utah's kick ass.
Eddie: Bone 'em Young University...
Jesse: Idiot.
Eddie: nahh man I got my girl knocked up and can't focus no more, my pop Tom said we belong at BYU..
Jesse: Then what's the prob? Utah's kick ass.
Eddie: Bone 'em Young University...
Jesse: Idiot.
Bone 'em Young University by native-rhythms.com October 28, 2008
humourus like the bone in your arm
this is a phrase commonly used by myself, The Popster, and Conrad the sailor. It means something is funny, or humourus, and therefore like the bone in your arm.
humourus like the bone in your arm by Rwolbic May 10, 2005
Shake your bone and sauce your wings
Shake your bone and sauce your wings by complexreason July 13, 2010
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