BLONK

BLONK (pronunciation: bah-lohnk) is a crappy band that creates shitty techno that sounds like its from the 80s. -{quoted by j-mar}
It is also a common term used in very, very famous shali song lyrics. I mean *song lyrics

(8)i remember that we had no structure,
a lonely park that night i wish i BLONKed her

by Barrack Obama March 21, 2008

Blonk

Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink

Blonk detected

Blonk are so fcking immature

by EW_Meg9 November 28, 2018

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. July 30, 2007

blonk

Immature Blink (BLACKPINK fandom)

That blonk trying to get their attention to other fandom lol

by K-pop lovers December 16, 2018

Blonk

Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.

Mate, that guy is a total blonk!

by irongron September 21, 2015

blonk

As Used mostly in Australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an analygist to an idiot.

1. You are a blonk.
2. He's a blonk.

by IKU April 04, 2005

blonk

A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.

The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.

by abcd_z August 12, 2010