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The person who see's your feet and says " put some socks on before I give you Jake Paul." (jake paul = cancer) Also he likes to suck his friends threenis. He also likes to go vageena swinging with his friends dogs. If you ever meet a Blandon make sure you tell him he looks like a parrot head fish! (parrot head fish eat rocks and poop out sand) Also make sure to kick him..... :) (Also he's making me tell you he like frotnoite bc its for guay people)
*gorl* OMG YOUR SUCH A BLANDON! LEAVE MY FEET ALONE HOE! I DONT LIKE SOCKS. IM SOCKAGAWEAN.
* Blandon* IMMA CLAPP YO CHEEKS! ALSO IMMA GIRAFFE!!!!!!!
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by BLOB FOSH February 21, 2019
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Blandon...this man is a living legend. The only man who can get a half pound of nugs for 45 dollars. Blandon Paulus is all things $v337. He is a master klepto and master li@4, but still incredibly leet and funny. Do somethin.
Damn, all my mother's jewelry is missing and I found a half pound of nugs in my bed, and forty five dollars missing from my wallet...Blandon has struck again.
by |34i77 June 13, 2004
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