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The person who see's your feet and says " put some socks on before I give you Jake Paul." (jake paul = cancer) Also he likes to suck his friends threenis. He also likes to go vageena swinging with his friends dogs. If you ever meet a Blandon make sure you tell him he looks like a parrot head fish! (parrot head fish eat rocks and poop out sand) Also make sure to kick him..... :) (Also he's making me tell you he like frotnoite bc its for guay people)
*gorl* OMG YOUR SUCH A BLANDON! LEAVE MY FEET ALONE HOE! I DONT LIKE SOCKS. IM SOCKAGAWEAN.
* Blandon* IMMA CLAPP YO CHEEKS! ALSO IMMA GIRAFFE!!!!!!!
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by BLOB FOSH February 21, 2019
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Blandon...this man is a living legend. The only man who can get a half pound of nugs for 45 dollars. Blandon Paulus is all things $v337. He is a master klepto and master li@4, but still incredibly leet and funny. Do somethin.
Damn, all my mother's jewelry is missing and I found a half pound of nugs in my bed, and forty five dollars missing from my wallet...Blandon has struck again.
by |34i77 June 13, 2004
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A nickname for boring guys called Landon
Man, Blandon is being the life of the party again. Vibes are so low right now
by Dozza13 May 03, 2018
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Blandon is a geek. He is always playing video games, hanging out, and being goofy. If you find yourself your a Blandon be prepared for being ignored and non appreciated. He will ignore you and hang out with his friends and when he is lovey dovey he will only do it in private.
God I can't believe you! Your such a Blandon!
by RespectThe_Drip KAREN November 26, 2019
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A dumb closeted faggot he’s deaf he’s sped he’s ugly as shit suck at any sport he tries to play and gets no girls
Bland blandon blandon holy shit your deaf
by Gayehxbsmwmrn June 15, 2020
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