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Ball Jointed Doll, sometimes known as ABJD (Asian Ball Jointed Doll) a very expensive, but pretty kind of dolls.
I want a BJD they're so posable!
BJD by Petitesser December 16, 2008
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BJD Carol 

a female of lower social status who suffers from reverse body - dysmorphia syndrom, in that she believes herself to be more attractive than she actually is.

generally vertically challenged, stumpy or puny in physical appearance.

Gingers beware, she'll drink until your cute and lure you in with certain physical movements, including shoulder dancing.
jes the state of that girl, she thinks she's deadly, she's definately a BJD Carol
BJD Carol by ahag - i - p - i - c! November 28, 2009

BJD CAROL 

Very attractive girl / woman. Often causes jealously in friends and housemates. All girls want to be her, all men want to be with her. Complete all rounder. Intelligence, good looks, charm, everything. A true catch that should not be let go of. Others should resign themselves to fact that she is in another league (ie a higher one)
You're so jealous just because you're not BJD CAROL
BJD CAROL by rustyrip April 6, 2010

Big Judah Dick (BJD) 

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
Big Judah Dick (BJD) by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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