BITCH MY SHIT!

Multi-purpose exclamation of surprise, dismay, congratulations; other forms include 'Shit my bitch', 'My bitch shit', 'Shit-bitch my', 'Shit in my bitching shit', 'Bitch in my shitting bitch-shit', etc.

Mary: 'Hey, I finally turned my cunt inside out...'
John: 'BITCH MY SHIT!'

BITCH MY SHIT! by BITCH MY SHIT, SHIT-BITCH April 21, 2011

Get merch

Get the BITCH MY SHIT! mug.

See more merch

eat my shit bitch

something that a very sexy woman says when she's sitting on and/or riding her man's face. DOES NOT INVOLVE EATING FECES!

man...it was so hot when my girl sat on my face and yelled, "eat my shit bitch"

eat my shit bitch by Sean Christopher July 28, 2008

Get merch

shit on my bitch

Phrase meant to be blurted out when one is bored, confused, angered, or enlightened.

The following example is a good sentence that contains more than 4 expletives.

Shit on my bitch while her ass is getting fucked!

shit on my bitch by Kremit March 28, 2003

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

Get merch

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

Get merch

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

Get merch