BITCH MY SHIT!

Multi-purpose exclamation of surprise, dismay, congratulations; other forms include 'Shit my bitch', 'My bitch shit', 'Shit-bitch my', 'Shit in my bitching shit', 'Bitch in my shitting bitch-shit', etc.

Mary: 'Hey, I finally turned my cunt inside out...'
John: 'BITCH MY SHIT!'

BITCH MY SHIT! by BITCH MY SHIT, SHIT-BITCH April 21, 2011

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eat my shit bitch

something that a very sexy woman says when she's sitting on and/or riding her man's face. DOES NOT INVOLVE EATING FECES!

man...it was so hot when my girl sat on my face and yelled, "eat my shit bitch"

eat my shit bitch by Sean Christopher July 28, 2008

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shit on my bitch

Phrase meant to be blurted out when one is bored, confused, angered, or enlightened.

The following example is a good sentence that contains more than 4 expletives.

Shit on my bitch while her ass is getting fucked!

shit on my bitch by Kremit March 28, 2003

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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