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bitch hands 

When a man has healthy hands but they are week and slight almost feminine.This conditon is not caused by injury or birthdefect.
Steve tried to open the PVC cement but he could'nt do it with his bitch hands.
My father inlaw tried to intimidate me by squeezing my hand when we were introduced but I politley crushed his bitch hand.
bitch hands by PERMWORD34 February 27, 2008
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“Hands Bitch”

Any person who is singularly use to sexually excite or satisfy with JUST their hands.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.
Shaniquwah was Percey’s “Hands Bitch” and regularly gave him the handy dandy business every Thursday night. He also had a Booty Bitch.
“Hands Bitch” by PlasticSheep January 8, 2020

the badd bitch handbook 

a handbook for the exclusive bad bitches!!
#1 rule of the badd bitch handbook, NO APOLOGIZES

Bad Bitch hand 

when a girl takes a picture, and they have the camera in one hand and they have that other hand up around 3 inches away from their face balled up, usually showing their nails and their thumb pointed up... Normally done by a "Bad Bitch"
Dang that girl got a "bad bitch hand" in all her pictures
Bad Bitch hand by kidoneder December 31, 2010

2nd hand bitch 

This has 3 definitions:

1. when your girlfriend cheats on you behind your back

2. when you f*ck a gurl and then your friend hits that str8 after

3. when somebody fucks you over real bad

Ps Ruben From Maroubra Made Dis Up
1. i cant believe dis you 2nd hand bitch...you trifflin hoe etc...

2. let me get some of that 2nd hand bitch...

3. this madafukin 2nd hand bitch is playin games wif me
2nd hand bitch by BigMac10k November 27, 2007

Right Hand Bitch 

The person at your job whom your boss always relies on/ gives the best projects too, and who usually pretends to be oblivious to this but secretly loves it.
"Man, there's hardly any work to do"
"Yeah, except for Luciel, she just does the bosses bidding for him all day"
"Yeah, that's because she's his right hand bitch"

handsome bitch 

Becky just came home with some handsome bitch , I knew she was a carpet muncher
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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