(Person 1 is pasty white person, Person
2 is dark black person, Person
3 is small white person)
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person
2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person
2: WHAT THE
FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.