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biffy clyro 

A Fuck off amazing band from scotland!
Jimmyjammy: Have you heard Biffy Clyro's new single My Recovery Injection?
Jimmyjammy: Yes, as i am talking to myself.
biffy clyro by Jimmyjammy April 1, 2007
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Biffy Clyro 

Often hailed as one of the top rock acts to come from Scotland in recent years, been on the underground radar for most of their career & still to this year (early 2011) are quite unknown despite working their arses off.
Achieved moderate commercial fame from the use of their song ''many of Horror'' being covered by X-Factor winner matt cardle.
Most notable for their time signatures, energetic gigs, Simons screams as he smashes his strings on his guitar during heavier songs, playing topless, thick scottish accents & being very crowd friendly + Simon their singer at times sounding quite like Cobain & Grohl (see ''eradicate the doubt'')
Genre: alt-rock/hardcore/indie
Fan chant: MON THE BIFF

Annoying ''real'' Biffy fans often split the band into ''old biffy & new biffy'' where the latest two Biffy albums (Puzzle & Only revolutions) are seen as new biffy due to their change in record company & apparently a change in their overall sound.

''Theres No Such Thing As A Jaggy Snake'' is often seen as the core song to summarise Biffys music as it contains all of their trademarks. ''Bodies In Flight'' in my opinion is another good track to summarise the bands style
Annoying Indie biffy fan: Man Biffy Clyro suck now, only revolutions was so commercial. They have sold-out & changed their sound, ah the good old days of Infinity Land i wish they still made music like that

Die hard biffy fan: Firstly shut the fuck up & secondly I beg to differ the likes of ''Get Fucked Stud/That Golden Rule/Livings A Problem/Cloud Of Stink/Help Me Be Captain'' are still very similar in style to Biffys earlier albums which were gritty rock.
A band doesn't owe it to you to keep pumping out the same type album for their entire career, off with you & go listen to Oasis if thats what you're after & be happy that Biffy produced something you enjoyed.
Biffy Clyro by Dum1anddum2 April 4, 2011

Biffy Clyro 

A joint, reefa or simply a spliff.
Harvey: yo man i'm whitenered, i dont think i can smoke any more.

Ash: dude, we still have one more biffy clyro.

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza 

An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.
Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack 

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.

biffy this clyro 

"Lads lets biffy this clyro!"
biffy this clyro by Findony November 5, 2007
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