15 definitions by OB

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.
"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."
by OB August 3, 2005
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A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"
by OB July 27, 2005
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OB is the only true origional romeo.. he can woe even the finest girl take him through
these girls know OB sayin shit like Lyrikal assaain WHO HE?... unlike them this career aint even close to bein through..chicks can resit when i spit the "woe" they eat it up like pac-man 3 minuets later they like lets hit the sack man..feelin on my crack man .. i do the freakiest chick when they be begin for the dilznick
by OB December 3, 2003
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Zero is less nothing but more not something or rather abscence of things (that allow the user to individuate matter in space and therefore make sense of the world.) Or it can be (in this particular case) the opposite of hero as in from zero to hero or vice versa.
"That chap needs to spend less time trying to define deeply complicated philosophical issues like zero and more time time trying to get a job."
"Your right, he's a real zero."
by OB August 2, 2005
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A large lump of cannabis resin.
by OB July 31, 2003
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Its back and this time it's not taking any prisoners! Ladies and Gentlemen the new and improved... groovy. Whilst maintaining echoes of it's flowery roots, this little puppy has had to grow up and get serious, hereby incorporating 00's sarcasm with the underlying belly of inevitable cataclysmic doom.
"I think we should should have vetoed the US invasion of Iraq"
"Groovy"
by OB August 4, 2005
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