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A child that never seems to remember to put his mouthpiece in. Therefore causing a 15 yard penalty.
"Ben s put your mouth piece in"- Coach
ben s by LFL fan 123 October 21, 2019
Words you can keep

Ben's special friend

Often a girl named Freya. They call each other special friends because they are too modest to admit they are with each other. They are often seen showing public displays of affection and having lots of sex.
I would bang Ben's special friend if she was attractive
Ben's special friend by Mr Mollestor December 14, 2018

Ben's sister 

The most attractive girl you will ever meet. Probably much younger than you but still a 10/10
I'd bang Ben's sister even if she is only 18
Ben's sister by Mr Mollestor December 14, 2018

Ben's Chili Bowels 

n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.
Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"
Ben's Chili Bowels by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009

ben's mom 

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
ben's mom by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

Ben's Gambit

The act of taking all of your most powerful units in a vanguard around your leader across the map into the enemy castle to slay the enemy leader, winning the game.
The Foremost guy: I'm taking Jenigga slayer the 2nd and going for the Ben's gambit
Ben's Gambit by Jenigga January 17, 2023

Ben's Mum 

A term first coined by Kenny of Derby, a fellow greb. It can be used in various situations, such as an answer or an expression of great surprise.
Me: What did you do last night?
Ken: Ben's mum

Chav: Wat da fuck is Black Sabbath?
Ken: Ben's mum! You're stupid!
Ben's Mum by Eldest Wishbone October 4, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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