B.M.S 

A boy, who goes to Innes Middle School in Akron, OH. He has all the qualities of your *dream guy*. He is hott, sexii, and beautiful, inside/out. He will make you laugh when you are pissed/cry. He is nice and sweet, meaning, he will grab your hand, at the weirdest times, just to hold it. Also, he likes you for who you are, and he won't try to change you. He's truthful. He knows exactly how to make you smile, whether he grabs your hand, hugs you, puts his arm aroung you, or what ever else. Now, about his physical features! He has the cutest smile ever: He has big, soft lips, and a bright smile that will brighten up your day! He isn't too tall, or too short. He has a nice little tan (sorta!) His hair is very soft, and it isn't too long, or too short. He does basketball, so he's physically fit! He'll text message you saying "Heyy babii, what's up?" He'll call you and say right in the middle of a conversation "I love you" and then you'll fight with him on who loves each other more. He is fun to be around, and very funny! (He is also a great kisser!) He is an overall great guy, and the best boyfriend any girl can ask for, and he's all mine!<33

OMFG...i love brandon so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o much! He is like my life! I hope he never leaves! (i love you B.M.S.)(those are his initials)<33

B.M.S by iLOVE HiM So0o0o0o0o MUCH NOW<33 December 7, 2006

B.M.S. 

when a guy doesn't have the balls, to ask a girl out, break up with her, or pretty much do anything that requires balls. Hence, Ball Missing Syndrome. Could also be linked to words such as, loser, and pussy.

Ah, girl that gansta be lookin' so fine! Wait, never mind, I heard he got the B.M.S.

B.M.S. by Mercedes Bends July 8, 2007

B.M.S. 

Stands for Bedford Middle School, a School in Connecticut, and may have been referenced in the show "American Housewife"

Or

An acronym for "Beating/Beat My Son"

"Hey man, I'm going to B.M.S!"
"Sorry gotta cancel, B.M.S."
Etc.

B.M.S. by honeynutinyourcheerios June 11, 2018

B.M.S. 

Battered Man Syndrome

When his life has improved but he suffers from "B.M.S."!

B.M.S. by @green_trippie on IG December 1, 2019

B.M.S. 

Bitchy Man Syndrome
(My friend that is struggling to make it through college is acting like my girlfriend before she starts her period.

(Bill) "Hey Jill, does your boyfriend Phil have a pussy that bleeds. Cause I'm burned out with him. He complains about everybody and everything."
(Jill) "Yeah I don't know. He is not who I thought he was. I broke up with him last week. Every time it's a new month and he has bills he can't pay. He is such a asshole."
(Bill) Its like he is B.M.S.'n all the time.

B.M.S. by Chokus June 8, 2020

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M. 

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.

Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M. by Mr figures March 20, 2023

P.Y.B.M.S.T 

Pretty,Young, Black, Melanated And Sexyyyy Thang.

P.Y.B.M.S.T- Look At That Pretty Young Black Melanated And Sexyyyy Thang Over There A Person Is Pretty Young And Black And Melanated And Sexy Thang And They Melanated Skin Shines The Room And Make The Haters Mad And Jealous And Pressed

P.Y.B.M.S.T by DaSexyKingMelanatedMon98! February 20, 2022