battered 

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

battered by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

battered 

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

battered by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003

battered 

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

battered by jayseebee July 13, 2004

battered 

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

battered by kippo May 23, 2003

battered 

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

battered by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered 

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

battered by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

battered 

like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 [around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

battered by Valarafon June 22, 2004