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B.A.S.T.A.R.D. 

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.
She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.
B.A.S.T.A.R.D. by Who I am October 23, 2007

I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y 

I really hate you Luis but at the same time I really like you
Girl, I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y.
"Big Ass Tits"
Breasts that are enormously large, but on a body that is not
Mike's girlfriend has B.A.T.s, but she's skinny as hell
B.A.T.s by Jackal November 24, 2003

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. 

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.
For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

The B.E.A.S.T. 

When someone is really good at football as well as in the bedroom, the best of the best

Best Ever At Scoring Touchdowns

Best Ever At Sucking Titties
Girl- My man was The B.E.A.S.T. last night
Friend - Girl, I saw he scored 3 Touchdowns

Girl - I'm talking about when he got home, he was on them titties like he was starving

A.B.A.T.S. 

John:Nigga I put everything into that girl and for what just to end up hurt again

Joe: A.B.A.T.S.
A.B.A.T.S. by Self hate January 24, 2019
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