When describing the inconsistent, illogical, and sometimes backwards behavior of Microsoft Azure. Typically used when Azure cloud developers have lost all reason and reached the limits of their sanity.

Am I going crazy or is Service Bus acting azurey today?

azurey by kh-dev May 23, 2019

Azurehead

Someone who is obsessed with the possibilities of cloud computing and Microsoft's cloud offerring, called Windows Azure, in particular.

He so involved in this new cloud thing with Azure, he's like an Azurehead.

What an Azurehead, trying to put everything in the cloud using Windows Azure.

Since I started developing in Windows Azure I can't think of using anything else.

Azurehead by cloudcompanion May 4, 2012

Azure

Azure is a person who can be funny but can also rip your spine out. Don’t cross her or you will be forever on her shitlist. She has a perfect memory and you can’t bullshit her. If you get to know her she is a loyal friend for life. If you date an Azure and cross her, expect to be walking around with a sliced off penis.

That guy is so lucky he found him an Azure.

Azure by Daughertyboy June 11, 2019

Azure revived

Some dudes who used to be cool but now have bigger egos than stalin. Sometimes manage to release good montages, but too bad its not 2013 or they would actually mean something

Did you hear about that new azure revived montage??? Sure, it was sick, but vexity is still a fag.

Azure revived by Gaben!1!11 June 12, 2018

Azure

someone who is the pinnacle of human potential and outperforms all others; a highly intelligent individual

1. "Wow, look at that guy, he's such an Azure!"
2. "Truly, this person is Azure-like."

Azure by YourTrueBae April 22, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026