Aztec Fist Bump 

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )

“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)

Aztec Fist Bump by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016