Ayob
Ayob by The Romanian Guy July 8, 2016
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Ayob
Australian in origin, this term denotes a first date that is filled with socially awkward mishaps. It stems for "yobbo", but is extrapolated to denote a date where a thugish young male filled with false bravado reverts to social awkwardness.
Alternatively, it can be used to describe just a first date that is filled with awkward acts by one party.
Alternatively, it can be used to describe just a first date that is filled with awkward acts by one party.
"Oh my god, I had the worst Ayob last night. He kept mispronouncing my name and tripping over his own shoes"
Ayob by alwaystooupbeat January 17, 2014
Related Words
Ayob • Ayobami • ayoba • ayobab • ayobaka • Ayobamideleoluwa • ayobamitale • Ayobaphobia • Ayobola • Ayobruhchill
Ayob
Ayob is somebody that is really behind with the news in simple words lives under a rock.
Cineva care este in urma cu orice informatie.
Cineva care este in urma cu orice informatie.
Ayob by The Romanian Guy July 25, 2018
Ayobami
An extremely sexy guy that gets all the girls. He's extremely good looking, really strong and many more qualities. He makes up for what he lacks in height with charm and a great personality.
Even guys find him attractive
Even guys find him attractive
Ayobaphobia
(Pronounced: Ayo-ba-fo-bia) : The term used for the fear,hatred and disdain of the phrase Ayoba incl. all/any of its dumbass variations:Ayobaness,Ayobuur,Ayobalicious. Known symptoms are :Puking,Pulling one's hair out and randomly smackin the shit out of anyone heard uttering the phrase within a 1km radius!
Ayobaphobia
Guy1: This song is sooo Ayoba
Guy2: pukes and pulls out his air and proceeds to b*tch slap Guy1
Guy1: This song is sooo Ayoba
Guy2: pukes and pulls out his air and proceeds to b*tch slap Guy1
Ayobaphobia by Zole100 November 17, 2009
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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