AYFS

Chat acronym for Are You Fu**ing Serious?

Bill: I saw your mom down by the pier last night.
Jim: AYFS?

by Flek Ricci January 21, 2007

Ayfs

Are you free of spies

X: ayfs?
Y: yeah no one’s here

by kristenbell May 26, 2019

AYFS

Are You F**king Sorry

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?!" and "I'm f/cking sorry!" at the same time
>instead end up yelling "AYFS!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

by Gelegenheight July 12, 2016

AYFSM

Are You Fucking Shitting Me ?

Conservative writer called for boycott of Girl Scout Cookies because AOC was a Girl Scout. AYFSM ?

by pajamanan March 7, 2019

Ayfsrn

Are you fucking serious right now

Person 1: I just deepthroated a fudgesicle and accidentally swallowed it
Person 2: Ayfsrn?

by t-dizzel January 4, 2017

AYFSRN

Are You Fucking Serious Right Now?

Can be used if you weren’t informed of something or some other scenario of annoyance.

That one dude: Oh, we have to memorize the play today.
You: AYFSRN

by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019