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X: ayfs?
Y: yeah no ones here
Ayfs by kristenbell May 26, 2019
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>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?!" and "I'm f/cking sorry!" at the same time
>instead end up yelling "AYFS!?"
>goalie is choking back tears
AYFS by Gelegenheight July 12, 2016
Conservative writer called for boycott of Girl Scout Cookies because AOC was a Girl Scout. AYFSM ?
AYFSM by pajamanan March 7, 2019
Are you fucking serious right now
Person 1: I just deepthroated a fudgesicle and accidentally swallowed it
Person 2: Ayfsrn?
Ayfsrn by t-dizzel January 4, 2017
Are You Fucking Serious Right Now?

Can be used if you weren’t informed of something or some other scenario of annoyance.
That one dude: Oh, we have to memorize the play today.
You: AYFSRN
AYFSRN by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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