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gets no bitches
-ohhhh axford yea he gets no bitches
Axford by leo_oir December 8, 2022

Clare Axford 

A Person which is fat and ugly and looks like a man, smells like shit and has a way of turnin people against you.. she deserves to get eaten my some llamas and then spat out and then get beaten up by sticks by us,, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!!!
Oh that clare axford is a rite cunt.. we all hate her!!!.. go roll down a hill ..

Alex Axford 

A you tube star that is very disturbing.
Known for his outrageous behavior and dress sence.

Kicked out of school on a free dress day for wearing stripper highheels and a g string.
For your own sanity never look him up.
Person 1: I accidentally watched and Alex axford - axfordvision video.
Person 2: its okay i have the number for a very good psychologist.
Alex Axford by Grahmana December 31, 2012

Brodie Axford 

A sexy beast who has a massive cock and can steal yo girl
Brodie Axford by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

Brodie Axford 

He is an absolute legend and has the biggest cock of the friendship group
Brodie Axford has a 11" cock

p.s. If you dont publish this definition of Brodie Axford then your gay lol
Brodie Axford by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

Brodie Axford 

He is an absolute legend and has the biggest cock of the friendship group
Brodie Axford has a 11" cock

p.s. If you dont publish this definition of Brodie Axford then your gay lol
Brodie Axford by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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