axford

A Goliath a penis so big it destroys the passion and scares the women with his size

Your Axford mesmerises me and I worry about walking home tomorrow

by Yogini Martini February 11, 2017

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Clare Axford

A Person which is fat and ugly and looks like a man, smells like shit and has a way of turnin people against you.. she deserves to get eaten my some llamas and then spat out and then get beaten up by sticks by us,, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!!!

Oh that clare axford is a rite cunt.. we all hate her!!!.. go roll down a hill ..

by Miss Flop And Miss Mopp February 24, 2009

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Alex Axford

A you tube star that is very disturbing.
Known for his outrageous behavior and dress sence.

Kicked out of school on a free dress day for wearing stripper highheels and a g string.
For your own sanity never look him up.

Person 1: I accidentally watched and Alex axford - axfordvision video.
Person 2: its okay i have the number for a very good psychologist.

by Grahmana December 31, 2012

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