Not your friends, enemies, girls, boys, or anyone in between. Love nothing but the taste of blood and your axe.
"Of course, I'd love to date you! You'll just have to meet my axe."
"You mean ex?"
"Axe. You'll have to meet it, 50% stick, 50% blade, 100% awesome, in the face. I'm axexual, you know.
"You mean ex?"
"Axe. You'll have to meet it, 50% stick, 50% blade, 100% awesome, in the face. I'm axexual, you know.
by Jim's sandwich July 27, 2021
Not friends, enemies, boys, girls, or anyone in between. Love nothing but the smell of blood, and of course, your axe.
"Of course, I'd be thrilled to date you, but you'd have to meet my axe."
"Ex?"
"Axe. You'd have to meet it, 50% stick, 50% blade, 100% awesome, in the face. I'm axexual, you know?
"Ex?"
"Axe. You'd have to meet it, 50% stick, 50% blade, 100% awesome, in the face. I'm axexual, you know?
by Jim's sandwich July 27, 2021