Axenima 

When you spray an Axe can up your asshole in an attempt to clear your anal cavity of its atrocious smells.

After John had the worst diarrhea of his life, his roomates were forced to give him an Axenima.

Axenima by Steeple Dave May 1, 2014

Aenima

One of the best songs of all time.

"Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down"

Aenima by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005

Aenima

One of God's (Tool's) gift to the world of music.

Aenima is a fantasic album.

Aenima by Mack June 23, 2004

Aenima

Tool's album title "Aenima" is a combination of the Latin word "Animus", meaning - intellect, memory, consciousness, mind.
and
"Enema", meaning - the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus, for cleansing purposes, etc.

Aenima is an amazing album.

Aenima by Leisure Muffin April 5, 2010

Ænima 

Tool's 3rd Album. Also their best.

A mix between the words Enema which is where they inject liquid into your anus to clean out your bowels, and Anima which means the innerself of a person; the soul.

So put those two together and you get Ænima: The cleansing of your soul.

Ænima is my all time favorite album.

Ænima by sweetinsanity October 14, 2004

Ænima 

Ænima is a spiritual term meaning an Atlantis type cataclysm, meaning land sinking underneath water. The inside cover (where the CD sits) has a holograph of California sinking beneath the ocean, thus Ænima. The lyrics in the song suggest, “Your ass is going to be swimming in Arizona Bay”. Another contribute to the correct definition.

And for the opinion that the Ænima album is the best one, all Tool albums are great, each one is changed just a little bit, makes them worth listening too!

God damn, the land is sinking, must be time for some Ænima

Ænima by Slim Jim April 25, 2005

Ænima 

Tool's 2nd full lenght album; not to be confused with Ænema

Ænima is the greatest album ever made

Ænima by faaip de oiad November 28, 2003