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axe effect 

When someone huffs Axe body spray to achieve a high.
Man, I saw Tarell huffing Axe last night. Nigga was on that Axe effect.
axe effect by Big Blue Bob February 24, 2008

Axe effect 

when someone is good-looking people are drawn to them.
John has the axe effect cause the girls are all over him.
Axe effect by Becky Bell May 12, 2006

The Axe Effect

The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe B.O. and that of a severe chemical spill.

The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.
Person A: "Damn! What the fuck is that smell?!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"
The Axe Effect by The J-Spot January 11, 2005

The Axe Effect

What happens when you wear Axe.

Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.

Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Do not press the button down all the way.

PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.

TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.

FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
The Axe Effect by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

The Axe Effect

1. The result of spraying axe.
2. The attraction and arousal of any woman within a 10 foot radius.
The Axe Effect can make even butch lesbians go straight.
The Axe Effect by SirOwnzAlot February 28, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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