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A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.
I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.
ax wound by dan December 5, 2003
Words you can keep
Well, its about time to go to the gynocologist and get the old ax wound checked out.
Ax Wound by chap500 June 17, 2009
A womans vagina, twat, cunt, what ever you want to call it
N. Her ax wound was hot and wet
Ax Wound by Josh Grauer May 15, 2006
another name for the female genitals
I could n't wait to slam my rod in the hotties ax wound
ax wound by jwd December 6, 2003

bearded ax wound 

bearded ax wound by Anonymous September 19, 2003

hairy ax wound 

cunt, vagina, female gentalia
You could see her hairy ax wound under her white pants
hairy ax wound by cheekie1969 May 22, 2006

Hairy Ax Wound 

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.
When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.
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B)
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A)
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