Awkward Penguin 

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

Awkward Penguin by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011

Awkward Penguin 

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

Awkward Penguin by G009 June 1, 2016

Socially Awkward Penguin 

Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.

BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY

Socially Awkward Penguin by thisisathens January 31, 2010