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Average Penis 

The average penis is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circumference) when erect. Flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid penis doesn't really reveal any information.
Friend 1: I am sad because my penis is only 5 inches long!

Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.

Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!

Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.
Average Penis by girth_brooks February 14, 2010
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average penis length 

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.
Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.
average penis length by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Average penis size

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.
Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

average penis length 

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"

average penis length 

Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!

Above average penis 

Usually associated with a guy named matthew
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