Avaranch 

When you open the condiment compartment in your fridge and everything falls out onto the floor

*Opens condiment compartment
Dammit! An avaranch!

Avaranch by dangerous ketchup packet March 1, 2025

Party Avalanche

When you haven't been to parties for a while due to excessive studying/work.

Finally, you go to a party but it triggers the urge to party ALL THE TIME. Usually subsists after a week.

Student: Have to study hard. Gonna get that Ph.D.
Dude: You're going to Jenn's party tonight.
Student: OK. I suppose it won't kill me.

-1 week later-

Student: YEA PARTY AVALANCHE! I haven't been home for a week! This rounds on me!

Party Avalanche by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009

Penis Avalanche 

The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.

"I can't wait to see the Penis Avalanche, I heard they've reformed again!"

Penis Avalanche by FuckMelGibson August 6, 2013

Swiss Avalanche 

When a man stands behind a bald person on their knees and slowly cums on the top of their head so it will run down the persons face, like an avalanche runs down a mountain.

“Man, I want to Swiss Avalanche on Amber Rose so bad.”

Wife: “Honey, the results are back. I have Cancer. Now, we can finally Swiss Avalanche like we’ve always wanted to.”

Swiss Avalanche by caseykills November 23, 2018

avalanche blasting 

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.

Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

avalanche blasting by canal treatment January 14, 2017

Anal Avalanche 

A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.

I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.

Anal Avalanche by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

the avalanches 

The weirdo's who sung "Frontier Physciatrist"- which rules.



Got the bockily, bock it down on me
Got the bockily, bock it down on me

Is dexter ill, is dexter ill, is dexter ill
Is dexter ill today, mr kirk, dexter’s in school
I’m afraid he’s not, miss fishborne
Dexter’s truancy problem is way out of hand
The baltimore county school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh mr kirk, I’m as upset as you to learn of dexter’s truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I’m afraid expulsion is the only answer
It’s the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have it to you
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! bit , bit bitches and the indians and, fron, frontier psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend i’d... the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !

the avalanches by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004