Autorisity

1. A state of not taking oneself too seriously
2. To laugh at oneself

Todays leaders are much too vain and conceive themselves as omnipotent. They could sure use some AUTORISITY.

Autorisity by smileygyrus August 27, 2009

Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

Autobesity by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

autoristic 

calling someone “autoristic” could mean 2 things

1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock

1) dude your dog is so autoristic

2) look at that guy he looks fricking autoristic.

autoristic by Bunkle Balls April 10, 2023

Autisity 

Meaning: To be doing something stupid and rude intentionally.

"The Autisity of these people in this video"

"The Autisity of some people

Autisity by Autisity February 17, 2020

Autobesity

A word used by smug Guardian reading sandal wearing, bike fanatics to diminish large vehicles that they likely can't afford.

Stefan and I were sitting having our soy lattes when one of those ghastly SUVs carrying a mother and three kids parked in front of us. I hate the autobesity and don't understand why a family of four can't ride a bicycle like us. I'm going to tweet about it.

Autobesity by Goatse Nostalgic July 23, 2023