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Autimetry 

/ˈɔ .tɪˌmɛ.tri/ (Noun)
A semi-conscious or intuitive process by which autistic or neurodivergent individuals detect and identify traits, patterns, or energies in others that resonate with their own neurotype. Often experienced as a subtle recognition or internal “ping” when encountering someone with shared traits or ways of being.
I don’t know what it is, but something about that guy’s vibe set off my autimetry—I think he might be one of us.
Autimetry by Kojikin May 14, 2025
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Anxiety and stress brought about by relying on an automated system but not being 100% confident you can trust it.
"Self drivng cars give me nothing but autiety."
"My autiety level was quite high when asking Chat GPT to write my thesis but it worked out ok. Now, if you will hand me that scalpel we can proceed with the brain surgery."
Autiety by Handburglar February 8, 2023
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antimetropia 

A very rare vision condition in which one eye is severely nearsighted (myopic ) and the other eye severely farsighted (hyperopic). This causes amblyopia, the suppression of one eye by the brain causing monocular vision.
The optometrist has seen two cases of antimetropia, both resulted in amblyopia
antimetropia by Precarious April 25, 2016
Art produced by autistic people.
The Autistry convention was right next to my hotel. I could hear screeching all day.
autistry by William Dickspeare August 7, 2017

autismetrist 

When you think you might be blind, you visit the optometrist.

When you think you might have autism, you visit the autismetrist.
A: bro you're such an NPC. you literally say the same things over and over.

B: my bad bro. i think i might have to make a visit to my autismetrist.

A: good call bro. maybe if you're sped, you can get extra time on tests at school.
autismetrist by pedomaster February 3, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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