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Autimetry 

/ˈɔ .tɪˌmɛ.tri/ (Noun)
A semi-conscious or intuitive process by which autistic or neurodivergent individuals detect and identify traits, patterns, or energies in others that resonate with their own neurotype. Often experienced as a subtle recognition or internal “ping” when encountering someone with shared traits or ways of being.
I don’t know what it is, but something about that guy’s vibe set off my autimetry—I think he might be one of us.
Autimetry by Kojikin May 14, 2025
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Anxiety and stress brought about by relying on an automated system but not being 100% confident you can trust it.
"Self drivng cars give me nothing but autiety."
"My autiety level was quite high when asking Chat GPT to write my thesis but it worked out ok. Now, if you will hand me that scalpel we can proceed with the brain surgery."
Autiety by Handburglar February 8, 2023
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antimetropia 

A very rare vision condition in which one eye is severely nearsighted (myopic ) and the other eye severely farsighted (hyperopic). This causes amblyopia, the suppression of one eye by the brain causing monocular vision.
The optometrist has seen two cases of antimetropia, both resulted in amblyopia
antimetropia by Precarious April 25, 2016
Art produced by autistic people.
The Autistry convention was right next to my hotel. I could hear screeching all day.
autistry by William Dickspeare August 7, 2017

autismetrist 

When you think you might be blind, you visit the optometrist.

When you think you might have autism, you visit the autismetrist.
A: bro you're such an NPC. you literally say the same things over and over.

B: my bad bro. i think i might have to make a visit to my autismetrist.

A: good call bro. maybe if you're sped, you can get extra time on tests at school.
autismetrist by pedomaster February 3, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026