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Australian bumble bee 

The Australian bumble bee is a sex act most often performed with three girls a guy and a entire beehive! You start off with hitting the bees nest to make them angry, after this you start scooping the bees on to the womens vagina in hopes they crawl inside. At this point you stick your penis inside the behive to hopefully to lube it up with honey. If your dick gets stung dont worry! It will just swell up and be more pleasurable for the women! Then you proceed to fuck, shit, piss, vomit (the normal for orgies) until the man finishes. He then deposits his seed on tge beehive while the girls lick it off.
Hey do you think that chick would be down for a australian bumble bee or a Czechoslovakian wardog
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Austrian Bumble Bee 

the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.
"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."