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Australian Man 

It is a Gender Identity, Characteristics are kill anyone who disagrees with Big man Bear Grylls, Weapon of choice Newspaper, there are no other gender, only Australian Man, Deal with it or be purged, lord and saviour Bear Grylls, other religions are fake and lies
Man 1: What is your gender identity?
Me: I am an Australian Man
Man: oh shit, Bear Grylls is great

Me: *hits man with newspaper* don't lie to me

yellow australian manure 

Bloke a - "I'm going for a piss"
Bloke b - "Duck outside mate, give the ol' lemon tree a pint of yellow Australian manure"

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian 

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob