Auroara Boarealis 

A noisy and spectacular phenomena of color-rich patches of lights in the sky, the sounds remind observers of agitated lions, while the ethereal images resemble bounding hogs; scientists and historians alike theorize that this is likely where the term "when pigs fly" originated.

Since Hazzard County is located in the deep south, its residents seldom witness much Northern Lights activity, but they need only be present at one of Boss Hogg's infamous crybaby tirade-rants to see plenty of Auroara Boarealis action.

Auroara Boarealis by QuacksO July 8, 2018

Aurora Borealis 

Something that is localized entirely within your kitchen.

Person A: God lord! what is happening in there!?
Person B: Aurora borealis.
Person A: Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Person B: Yes!

Aurora Borealis by Thespookydude May 26, 2018

Aurora Borealis 

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Aurora Borealis... at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.

Aurora Borealis by ave_scientia March 20, 2020

Aurora Borealis 

Also known as northern lights.

1) In scientific terms, it is cause by ions within the atmosphere getting excited from the energy released by the sun. During the state of excitement, the ions release those energy in order to stabilize themselves. Those energy bear different colors, which depends on the composition of the ions. (i.e. oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, etc.)

2) In common terms, pretty lights in the sky that can only be seen at the northern regions of the globe.

Person A: Hey! Did you see the Aurora Borealis in the sky last night?
Person B: The wuh?
Person A: Northern lights...
Person B: Oh! You mean that was northern lights? I thought I was high.

Aurora Borealis by smart_guy November 2, 2007

Aurora borealis 

A-aurora borealis?! At T H I S time of year, at T H I S time of day, in T H I S part of the country, localized E N T I E R L Y within your kitechen!

A-aurora borealis?! At T H I S time of year, at T H I S time of day, in T H I S part of the country, localized E N T I E R L Y within your kitechen!

Aurora borealis by Lukus pookus May 29, 2018

Aurora Borealis 

Also known as the Northern Lights, they are a purely electrical phenomena producing bright bands of color across the night sky. Seen mostly in the far north (i.e. Alaska, Russia, Scandinavia).

Few things in this world are more beautiful than the Aurora Borealis.

Aurora Borealis by Bionicle718 November 10, 2007

Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version) 

Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and in this point of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes
May I see the Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)?
No

Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version) by SOSOOSOS January 2, 2019