Auritting 

To aggressively sit on a dick till you shit his cum out like a jetpack

Im auritting it

Auritting by EmonChachu April 20, 2025

auditing america

A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.

Auditing America is honestly retarded.

auditing america by TheHonestCalifornian November 7, 2019

Aurilingus 

Oral stimulation (kissing, nibbling, tonguing, etc.) of a partner's ear. Following the pattern of "cunnilingus," the word comes from Latin auris 'ear' + lingere 'lick.'

Not to be confused with the recent Urban Dictionary word of the day, "earlingus," which means the same thing, but somehow just sounds lowbrow.

Janisha: Terry gave me some sweet aurilingus last night! She said I tasted like chestnuts.
Xiuying: Hold on, you mean oral sex?
Janisha: Aural, yeah. It was hot.

Aurilingus by Epic Tetus March 6, 2015

Auditing 

Auditing is a form of public scrutiny where individuals openly film locations, typically places of work, using their legal right to film in public spaces. Auditors aim to test the adherence of security personnel, law enforcement officers, and company employees to the law and regulations governing the right to film in public. By documenting and sharing their experiences, auditors can draw attention to potential abuses of power, promote transparency, and hold authorities accountable for their actions.

"Yo, what's up guys, it's AB (Auditing Britain). We are outside Lewisham Police Station and going to audit them."

"Are you auditing sir?"

Auditing by Auditing Britain's based April 28, 2023

energy auditing 

using rule of thumb methods, as opposed to detailed engineering, to estimate unmeasurable savings

"Hey Gus, what's energy Auditing?"

"We had energy auditers come round yesterday. They're gunna save us millions."

"But your electricity bill is only 200 bucks a year"

energy auditing by Mat Moore August 30, 2008

apitting 

uncontrollably throwing up blood.

parker is apitting and while gracie is swinging on a chandler

apitting by parker’s bestie October 11, 2018

apitting 

uncontrollably throwing up blood.

parker was apitting in the corner while gracie was swinging from the chandelier butt naked shitting on the walls

apitting by parker’s bestie October 11, 2018