amitting

The act of breaking up with a significant other only to reconsider once tears begin to flow and a lack of sex begins to create feelings of guilt and lust in the person who did the breaking. Usually if not always leads to the person who dumped the other getting back with them for all of the wrong reasons.

Brian dumped Tori because he thought she was racist, but he's amitting.

amitting by Trublood September 16, 2008

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apitting

uncontrollably throwing up blood.

parker is apitting and while gracie is swinging on a chandler

apitting by parker’s bestie October 11, 2018

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apitting

uncontrollably throwing up blood.

parker was apitting in the corner while gracie was swinging from the chandelier butt naked shitting on the walls

apitting by parker’s bestie October 11, 2018

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Admitting Dying Alone

When a person publicly belching (or fart) and says nothing. That person has decided they are going to die alone. They never apologize for the simplest of common manners.

Belching and saying nothing. It is an accepted tacitly that you are admitting dying alone.

Admitting Dying Alone by Moustache Squeege August 1, 2022

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Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count

You clearly didn't read the whole thing.

Hym "Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count."

Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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