Aunistie

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A walking masterpiece with bad bitch energy that’s unmatched. She’s thick in all the right places, effortlessly gorgeous, and her humor? Straight up elite. Aunistie can light up a room with her laugh and still have you shook with how sweet and genuine she is. She’s the type of friend who’ll have your back no matter what, but don’t get it twisted—she knows her worth and doesn’t play games.

Girl: “Did you see Aunistie today?”
Another Girl: “Yeah, now my standards are ruined for everyone else.”

Aunistie by fart360.07 December 8, 2024

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and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

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Anistie

A short, curly haired girl who has an awesome personality. She is often associated with a man named John. She likes to party, always noting that liquor comes before beer in order to be in the clear. She’s very smart, kind, funny, loves music, and lives with a quirky roommate. A unique person with a unique name.

Anisties here, get ready to have a good time.

Anistie by greenmetal22 February 4, 2010

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Anistie

A wonderful girl with amazing artistic abilities, often loves hanging out and singing. She thinks her voice is crappy but its like a sirens, wonderfully alluring. She's very shy until she gets to know someone, and loves making clothes that are abnormal as well as stories

Have you fed your Anistie today?

Anistie by Jocelyn Ferrel August 17, 2011

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autisties

Where there are multiple autistic people in the room

Look at those autisties

autisties by Autismkids77777777 February 11, 2019

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aunestie

A name pronounced "honesty". A very funny but very shy person. doesnt have a lot of friends but gets crazy when she does. laughs a lot about dumb things.

person 1: A...Aun...AuNeStIe?

Person 2: Its pronounced Honesty

Aunestie 3: Here!

aunestie by unknown121314151617181910 December 9, 2019

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Aunister

A severely autistic nigger

"You fucking black aunister... WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

Aunister by Caleb Stair March 28, 2025

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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