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audiovent 

A fucking good band with lyrics that actually mean something, unlike all the mainstream shit played on the radio. slightly depressing music, but damn good. if you've never heard any before, i suggest you download some now.

the first time i heard 'beautiful addiction', i only listened to the music, instead of hearing the lyrics. then i replayed it and listened to what they said. i was moved. this poor, desperate guy with a drug addiction wrote this song, and it just captured me. i became hooked on audiovent.

Change the bag
This IV's draining
And I'm afraid
I need another taste to keep me high
Inebriated
Broken, jaded
Still I need more of you inside
The pain you deal just kills me better
The pain is all that keeps me alive

-Beautiful Addiction from Audiovent's album Dirty Sexy Knights in Paris
An audience of one. An attendee at the kind of concert or sporting event where the name of the crowd is published for the benefit of the other participants.

n
1. a spectator or listener, esp at a public event such as a concert or play
2. the person reached by a book, film, or radio or television programme
3. the devotee or follower of a public entertainer, lecturer, etc.
Our band's first concert went well - we were really kicking it. The Audient was overcome with emotion, and promised to bring a friend to the next gig. The bar staff also applauded. The drummer got the audient's phone number !
Audient by KeithMyArthe November 6, 2011

atrioventricular node 

the lower part of your life box that pumps your liquid life to the top part of your life box.
Jennifer: I see that your life box is pumping your liquid life through your atrioventricular node.
Jade: Yes my liquid life is pumping strongly through the atrioventricular node in my life box.

audiocentrist 

A person who believes one music genre is superior to all other music genres. Usually has a narrow minded view of expanding upon their music tastes. A parasite to the jukebox in a bar when they put in $5 and play only gutter punk, only metalcore, or only reggae.
Leslie: God, another song from Atreyu? This is like the fifth one!
Mike: Yeah, some audiocentrist put his life savings into the jukebox earlier in the night. I'm tired of this shit.
audiocentrist by Muhmurphy February 25, 2008
An audient entered the theatre.
audient by solai October 19, 2011

audiosynthesis 

n. synthesis of nutritional compounds with the aid of electromagnetic radiation, specifically that in the human audible range, combined with particulate matter gathered through the standard process of respiration

also: audiosynthesize (v.)
ant: photosynthesis
Aren't you glad that we have audiosynthesis, so we no longer have to worry about what to make for dinner anymore?
audiosynthesis by Manthas February 4, 2010