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Aubrea Pena 

aubrea pena- pronouced ah-bree- pen-ya.

she's a prostitute.
she's taken, but still lives with 27 cats.
she has beautiful big eyes.
she's my bestfriend.
i hate her.. i mean.. i love her.
she's super fun to hangout with.
if you met her, she'd probably be mean to you at first.
when i first met her, i slapped her in the face. that's what taught her to be mean to people when she first meets them.
she's fat. not really.
she likes to watch porn. it's her favorite thing to do.
she loves making piggy faces and saying QUACK QUACK during 5th period.
she's a sophmore.
SHE'S THE BIGGEST SLUT YOU'LL EVER MEET. BEWARE.
she's a freak.

oh..
she isn't really a she.
when aubrea was born, she was born a Mason. (she's really a man.) she didn't like having a penis though. she always tried to get it sucked up inside the vaccum hose..

when she was 7 she underwent a sex change.
she got her voice change, name changed, everything changed. she took hormone pills to grow boobs.

okay. so most of the stuff i've told you about her is a lie.
she does have beautiful big eyes.
and she's taken. by Dustin Walker.

she doesn't live with 27 cats.
she really does like watching porn.
and she's my bestfriend.

BFFFFF. I LOVE YOU.
Aubrea Pena by savannahjo October 27, 2011
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