ATOMS

Attracted To Older Men Syndrome

young woman: wow! that guys HOT!

friend: ? hes like 50

young woman: yah i guess i just have ATOMS

by kevin dampman January 19, 2011

ATOMS

Attracted To Older Men Syndrome

Young Girl 1: Whoa! Look at that guy over there. He's hot!
Young Girl 2: Dude, he's like 37.
Young Girl 1: Sorry, I have ATOMS.

by Laura42395 January 19, 2011

Atoms

Multi purpose exclamation, like OMG for atheists.

Atoms! Last night’s beer bust was off the hook! So many hot guys! I didn’t know where to put my eyes, cuz everywhere I looked was full of hot men.

by Sordid Affair December 16, 2018

Atoms

Small boobs.

Woman comes from breast reduction

-Where are they?

-Gone, reduced to atoms.

by The Master Of Your Mom December 4, 2020

atoms

OMG HAVE U JOINED ATOMS?

NO WELL ITS THE MOST SEXIEST SERVER IVE EVER BEEN IN!

the owner is very seggsy and has the worlds hugest toosh!!!
atoms = seggsy
people in atoms = hot

im hot becuase I am in atoms

by yourmamapoop June 13, 2021

smashing atoms

Doing the impossible;triumph;conquer

Derek: "How did you manage to pull that all-nigher and get an A on that paper?"
Colin: "You know me. Smashing atoms."

by diggitydoggydog November 20, 2011

lazy cluster of atoms

Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.

The extent of your laziness is beyond the allowance of existence, you lazy cluster of atoms!

by Julio Von Janitor August 26, 2008