Tbblobnoern's definitions

on twaizy

similar to "On God" or "For real" but adds a twist of "Twin" and its "Twain" derivatives for something fun to say

"Yo bro can I borrow 450 I just got my ass robbed"
"On twaizy you got me fucked up I ain't giving you shit, I just gave your stupid ass 300 a week ago"

by Tbblobnoern March 13, 2026

Cornballed

Past-tense verb of Cornball. Used to describe when someone becomes a cornball, or when someone behaves in the act of cornballing. Can also be used as a past participle.

BenJammins cornballed as soon as he made gifs of himself of gifs mocking him.
"I'm pretty sure nobody laughed bro. You cornballed hard out there."

by Tbblobnoern December 14, 2025

Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

yapnado

term used when someone's talking up such a storm the whirlwind of words doesn't even make sense anymore and they just damage your braincells, sometimes permanently
different levels exist, but generally every time someone devolves into a yapnado, it's always an EF5.
EF0: this yap sesh won't fucking stop
EF1: this guy is starting to make my head hurt + EF0
EF2: reversible cognitive damage from yapping
EF3: not so much reversible anymore
EF4: won't shut up, takes your topics and yaps about them too, feeds off of frustrated listeners
EF5: everything above plus the added bonus of permanent cognitive dysfunction and neuron scouring - the yap sesh is so bad your neurons actually undergo apoptosis

dude 1: yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
dude 2: have you even bothered to listen to him?
dude 3: no I already told NOAA we have an EF5 yapnado on the loose (dude 1: ...yap yap yap yap yap...)
dude 2: I need an iq test after this

by Tbblobnoern February 14, 2025

fuckabout

Mashup of "fucking around" and "frolicking about" or simply "fucking about". Used when talking about something you did as a joke or whim. Closest word is probably rendezvous or the saying "fuck around and find out".

person 1: The police found out about my fuckabouts
person 2: what did you do
person 1: set fire to some brush and had the fire department called on me
person 1: you're too attracted to fire man

by Tbblobnoern January 25, 2025

Asympzone

Like a friendzone, but worse. You've met her, held hands, you even got her inside your crib, but it's no bueno when it comes to scoring. As they say, you can approach that pussy, but you can never reach that pussy.

Bro 1: "Did you hear that bro 3 just got with that hottie? I think he got friendzoned to be honest."
Bro 2: "Way worse. He got asympzoned. He's never getting her at this rate."
Bro 1: "Shit, dude, now I feel bad for him."

by Tbblobnoern September 26, 2024

yapathon

When someone's been yapping for so long they might as well have just ran a marathon with how much energy they spent talking even when nobody else cares

dude 1: have you even listened to dude 3?
dude 2: I haven't cared to since he started his yapathon

by Tbblobnoern March 8, 2024