fuckabout

Mashup of "fucking around" and "frolicking about" or simply "fucking about". Used when talking about something you did as a joke or whim. Closest word is probably rendezvous or the saying "fuck around and find out".
person 1: The police found out about my fuckabouts
person 2: what did you do
person 1: set fire to some brush and had the fire department called on me
person 1: you're too attracted to fire man
by Tbblobnoern January 26, 2025
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power tower

A way to define multiple exponents stacked onto each other. Used in many ways:

To overcomplicate tetration notation for no good reason in particular
To express tetration in a broader sense. If the number is ³5 (scary isn't it), it's just 5⁵(⁵), or even better, 5³¹²⁵, NOT 5²⁵
To scare calculus students into submission with e^x derivatives, e.g. e^e^e^e^3x²
To have just a little bit of fun when writing a weird and complex exponentiation function

Also used to troll people when asked how to use exponents, i.e. calling them a dumbass without directly saying it to them
"The calc test is gonna have a power tower on it!"

"This is why I should've taken stats."
by Tbblobnoern December 28, 2023
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1a

Short way of texting "wanna" to someone when you don't have the time or willpower to fully type it out. Very lazy, smart only the first time you use it.
Girl 1: "hey u 1a go get smth"
Girl 2: "nah im too busy doing shit"
by Tbblobnoern January 17, 2024
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Asympzone

Like a friendzone, but worse. You've met her, held hands, you even got her inside your crib, but it's no bueno when it comes to scoring. As they say, you can approach that pussy, but you can never reach that pussy.
Bro 1: "Did you hear that bro 3 just got with that hottie? I think he got friendzoned to be honest."
Bro 2: "Way worse. He got asympzoned. He's never getting her at this rate."
Bro 1: "Shit, dude, now I feel bad for him."
by Tbblobnoern September 27, 2024
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yapathon

When someone's been yapping for so long they might as well have just ran a marathon with how much energy they spent talking even when nobody else cares
dude 1: have you even listened to dude 3?
dude 2: I haven't cared to since he started his yapathon
by Tbblobnoern March 09, 2024
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yapnado

term used when someone's talking up such a storm the whirlwind of words doesn't even make sense anymore and they just damage your braincells, sometimes permanently
different levels exist, but generally every time someone devolves into a yapnado, it's always an EF5.
EF0: this yap sesh won't fucking stop
EF1: this guy is starting to make my head hurt + EF0
EF2: reversible cognitive damage from yapping
EF3: not so much reversible anymore
EF4: won't shut up, takes your topics and yaps about them too, feeds off of frustrated listeners
EF5: everything above plus the added bonus of permanent cognitive dysfunction and neuron scouring - the yap sesh is so bad your neurons actually undergo apoptosis
dude 1: yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
dude 2: have you even bothered to listen to him?
dude 3: no I already told NOAA we have an EF5 yapnado on the loose (dude 1: ...yap yap yap yap yap...)
dude 2: I need an iq test after this
by Tbblobnoern February 15, 2025
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