1.Filipino vampire creature. Usually taking the appearance of a beautiful woman, but by day she is able to seperate her body, as her upper half is able to fly/levitate while the bottom half just sits around "chilling". To kill, place salt on torso when upper half is in flight or scaring old people.
2. Filipino Female with unusually high pitch in voice.
1. "Yo what the fuck is that (points at legs)?"
"i dunno, probably a aswang"
2. bob: "ahhhh that girl is so fucking loud, she could break glass"
miguel: "she prolly a aswang, go throw salt at the biatch"
A Filipina who steals a man's soul through his wallet, usually foreign men who fall in love with them online. Once them man is drained of funds they move onto the next.
I tookgood care of her but she turned aswang and had to cut her off
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).