1. Whilst watching paint dry, he said "have you noticed how there are exactally 322 bricks in this wall?"

2. He was so astute, that his resposes were 98% right everytime, which based on his school's standards was extreamly high, because they are all idiots.

Astute by Mtbeaver November 28, 2006

Related Words

Astute, astUute, astutE • astute • Astute chin • astute prostitute • abstute • astuti • A-State • A Stupe

astute

Crafty.

Architecture for the astute.

astute by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

astute

when someone is all high and lofty;
stuck up so far that their ass can't toot

that prof is sooo astute

astute by vincent March 17, 2004

Astute

A musical fart.

Next week, we're all going Caroling; I plan to accompany with my astute.

Astute by The Gay AgenDUH December 16, 2017

Astute chin

A chin that is astute, profound, otherworldly, and depicts the depth and breadth of a true person of extraordinary esque traits and wondrous insight, creativity, kindness, selflessness, and most of all, moral. Highly rare and legendary trait that is only found in purely golden elemental Muffins Muggins

Oh dear, look hereth at that muffin’s astute chin

Astute chin by LeptonicToodleLoo October 24, 2018

astute prostitute

a gal/girl who is very much observant and has a crush on you.Crush being either of male/female.
she has hazel eyes and sexy shape.Also,applied on prostitutes.

Lav is an astute prostitute by the way she examine me.

astute prostitute by rocvi December 8, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026