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1.Beign able to make large conclusions with only minisclue observations.

2. Clever, quick, cunning or ingenious.
1. Whilst watching paint dry, he said "have you noticed how there are exactally 322 bricks in this wall?"

2. He was so astute, that his resposes were 98% right everytime, which based on his school's standards was extreamly high, because they are all idiots.
Astute by Mtbeaver November 28, 2006
Words you can keep
Architecture for the astute.
astute by LarstaiT November 7, 2003
when someone is all high and lofty;
stuck up so far that their ass can't toot
that prof is sooo astute
astute by vincent March 17, 2004
Next week, we're all going Caroling; I plan to accompany with my astute.
Astute by The Gay AgenDUH December 16, 2017

Astute chin 

A chin that is astute, profound, otherworldly, and depicts the depth and breadth of a true person of extraordinary esque traits and wondrous insight, creativity, kindness, selflessness, and most of all, moral. Highly rare and legendary trait that is only found in purely golden elemental Muffins Muggins
Oh dear, look hereth at that muffin’s astute chin
Astute chin by LeptonicToodleLoo October 24, 2018

astute prostitute 

a gal/girl who is very much observant and has a crush on you.Crush being either of male/female.
she has hazel eyes and sexy shape.Also,applied on prostitutes.
Lav is an astute prostitute by the way she examine me.
astute prostitute by rocvi December 8, 2020

Astute, astUute, astutE 

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Astute, astUute, astutE
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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