astro turf 

When an individual is packing a bowl in his or her car, there is an often occurance when marijuana is dropped on the floor. When retrieved; it often has pieces of debris and fragments of substances indiginous to ones ride.

"Aw dude you totally astro turfed that bowl, but who cares cause were going to smoke it anyway"

astro turf by B0xcutter August 31, 2007

astro turf 

Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.

My astro turf rug is so awesome!

astro turf by I Heart Astro Turf January 19, 2006

Astro Turf 

A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.

Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...

Astro Turf by HughJerection March 3, 2015

Astro Turf 

The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.

"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."

"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."

Astro Turf by Flecto Fiend February 25, 2008

astro turf 

bollocks for playing sport on

astro turf by nate rix June 11, 2003

Astroturfing 

Astroturfing is a sex act involving rubbing a shaved head on a partner's vagina or anus for pleasure.

Ever since Helen shaved her head we've been experimenting with astroturfing her scalp against my clit and it makes me come so hard!

Astroturfing by iloveastroturfing April 24, 2017