3 definitions by HughJerection
A person who has thrown their life away to persue a career in food technology. Or anyone who tries to pass off cooking as a GCSE.
by HughJerection May 1, 2015
A verb to used in place of fuck and may also be used to refer to the sexual organs of either gender. It is best used more than once in a scentence and a South African accent.
by HughJerection October 19, 2016
A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.
Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
by HughJerection March 3, 2015