Astairing 

(Astairing-Fred Astaire) When you have to tap dance around loved ones without being too blunt (via phone or in person) trying to confirm if they may have coronavirus symptoms or if it's just a cold and some over anxiety.

I was Astairing with mom earlier trying to figure out if she should go get tested.

Astairing by RobBob76 March 26, 2020

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.

1v1 me AspiringABS

AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021

AspiringABS 

Hottest alpha male on the planet Earth.
He smart, he got abs and he good at video games.

I am AspiringABS

AspiringABS by Ggok12 January 25, 2021

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

abstaining

To restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something.

I am abstaining from masturbation cause my dick is too sore

abstaining by _mustytrusty_ June 4, 2015

blank stairing man 

the most horrifying thing in exsistance, the one true thing that haunts all our dreams, and only the blank stairing man knows just the amount of torture he can bring, filling up the whole r/wilbur soot subreddit!

friend 1 Hey, let's check out the r/wilbursoot subreddit!

friend 2 good idea!

the subreddit *blank stairing man*

both friends die in sync

blank stairing man by soggy bean April 10, 2020