Nipplocity

Pronounced -nipp LAH sih tee-
Of or pertaining to the appearance of the nipple. Specifically Jessica's nipple.

Upon the receipt of a phone picture of an attractive nipple, (Jessica's for example) "The photograph is well composed, with soft pleasant tones and excellent Nipplocity."

by MaxfieldP March 31, 2008

Assues

(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.

Dude, you got any Tucks, or Prep-H? I'm having some serious assues today.

by MaxfieldP June 21, 2006