2 definitions by DJSCHWAZAY
The problems one experiences when the food they have eaten does not "agree" With them. Often causing diarrhea, the runs, and gas. Made by combining "Issue" and "Ass".
After eating all that mexican food i'm having mad assues.
I was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my assues.
I was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my assues.
by DJSCHWAZAY April 23, 2011
A lanyard with a clip on it holding keys or other possessions. Worn with the lanyard hanging out off your pocket. Often used to rep a sports team or college. The longer the lanyard hangs out of your pocket, the more swag you have.
Student 1: I heard you got your drivers license!!
Student 2: Yea so now i can rock my keys on a swag tag!
Student: I can decide to rep Penn State or the Flyers on my swag tag
Student: Longer tag=More Swag!!
Student 2: Yea so now i can rock my keys on a swag tag!
Student: I can decide to rep Penn State or the Flyers on my swag tag
Student: Longer tag=More Swag!!
by DJSCHWAZAY May 27, 2011