asssnif

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Asssnif is one of very few instances (in the English language) of the letter S appearing three times consecutively in the same word. It was coined by the late, great Johnald G. Stinkefeller, the founder (and for more than eight decades, one of the leading practitioners) of fartography, the study of farts.

Asssnif is something that a fartographer will do when evaluating the stink profile of a given rip. The use of a magnifying glass as well as the Dumplens (an advanced technological device developed by Stinkefeller for this express purpose) can help to identify various #farticles and their origins.

—Brother, can I do asssnif?
—Why?
—It doth seems you have befouled the air.
—My liege, I...

asssnif by trilliam turdsworth June 9, 2022

Words you can keep

Assknifed

Where you wipeout and your board flies up vertically and hits you in the ball sack or up the crack of your ass.

Dude, I just got pwnt when I accidentally assknifed!

Assknifed by Psychopathic J January 5, 2008

Related Words

asssnif • Asssniffer mcgee • ass sniffer • Ass Sniff • Ass Sniffing • Ass sniff-itis • Assknifed • ASSSniperWolf • ass knife • Ass Sniper

Asssniffer mcgee

When they sniff so much àšš

I shit and he sniffed my ass so he is a asssniffer mcgee

Asssniffer mcgee by Konkey dong the dumb bitch December 10, 2019

ASSSniperWolf

A lazy bitch who steals content and reacts to it while focusing in on her tiddies to get the viewers attention. This E-girl type youtuber doesnt have any YouTube skill, but still, gets views.

"You know that ASSSniperWolf girl? she's a loser. Her voice is fucking annoying."

ASSSniperWolf by urbanwomendestroyer June 9, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026