A popular tumblr user who really loves to masturbate, likes butts and gay porn. The unique asssbutt is female, and responds to 'Ellie, El, and norman' and sustains herself on pork fried rice. Many have wondered if she is in a permanent high. She is like a snake and often goes off on hunts through the internet for unheard of sex acts and interesting toys. Her fitting blog catch phrase is "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTY YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOGGER".
"Did you see what asssbutt posted today? She posts so much nsfw, I don't know if I can handle all the booty!"
"Are you kidding? it's so awesome, and she has the best porn folder!"
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.