slang used to describe the past tense of the act of assnapping; the act of kidnapping a person with the primary motive involving their buttocks
Steve: "What are you doing?!"
Joseph: "I'm kidnapping you and your pink, perfect ass!"
Steve: "Help, I'm being assnapped by the booty bandit!"
Joseph: "I'm kidnapping you and your pink, perfect ass!"
Steve: "Help, I'm being assnapped by the booty bandit!"
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2. Slang - To be in a bad situation beyond one's control; to be specifically and individually mistreated in a situation.
2. Slang - To be in a bad situation beyond one's control; to be specifically and individually mistreated in a situation.
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2. After my boss drew up a schedule with more hours for me to work, he cut my pay! I'm totally being assraped here!
2. After my boss drew up a schedule with more hours for me to work, he cut my pay! I'm totally being assraped here!
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However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.
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Get the asshamped mug.Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off
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2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.
3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.
2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.
3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.
1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!
2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"
3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!
That girl sure assraped your ego!
You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!
2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"
3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!
That girl sure assraped your ego!
You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!
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