Assnapped 

slang used to describe the past tense of the act of assnapping; the act of kidnapping a person with the primary motive involving their buttocks

Steve: "What are you doing?!"

Joseph: "I'm kidnapping you and your pink, perfect ass!"

Steve: "Help, I'm being assnapped by the booty bandit!"

Assnapped by Fax Dispenser February 21, 2023

apeNapped 

When a white person gets kidnapped by a violent african american

carl:Did you hear about betty? rick: no what happened? carl:this dirty african american apenapped her and left her for dead

apeNapped by skankhunt1975 August 19, 2022

assraped 

1. Literal - To be the recipient of anal sex against one's will.

2. Slang - To be in a bad situation beyond one's control; to be specifically and individually mistreated in a situation.

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2. After my boss drew up a schedule with more hours for me to work, he cut my pay! I'm totally being assraped here!

assraped by marie13 February 12, 2005

assraped 

in it's sinister form, means a depraved and criminal sex act. Rape is any kind of sexual act performed on someone against their will.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.

Did you see that? there were three of them left against just me! i was assraped!

assraped by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

asshamped 

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

asshamped by westsiiide December 11, 2004

ass napped 

When someone holds you captive in their asshole

Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off

ass napped by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018

assraped 

1. To be royally hooped, whoomped, and embarassed.

2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.

3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.

1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!

2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"

3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!

That girl sure assraped your ego!

You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!

assraped by RockBottom May 16, 2006