Assmanship
A man who smells of cheese and arse. And likes vinegar on chips with a tight belt around his stomach.
Assmanship by Randomhuman05 July 12, 2021
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half-assmanship
The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
half-assmanship by Uganda1 March 9, 2009
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axemanship
n. Used to describe the playing of an electric guitar (axe); especially associated with virtuosos of the instrument and blazing guitar solos.
The axemanship displayed at G3 was top notch. Did you see what Yngwie Malmsteen did with that thing?
axemanship by NorthernComfort February 6, 2006
Aisianship
Aisianship by Bigdogg2002 October 9, 2023
AsiManshi
AsiManshi is a combination of 2 individuals - a guy who is a brand and has huge humongous global popularity, and a girl who is a fame-digger, attention-seeker and her existence without him is zero.
The guy loves rapping and is a huge fan of 2pac, and will be collaborating with Bohemia and DJ Snake very soon.
The girl is a regional Punjabi model who features in low-budget b-grade music videos in her state and has also taken to singing to revive her career.
The guy loves rapping and is a huge fan of 2pac, and will be collaborating with Bohemia and DJ Snake very soon.
The girl is a regional Punjabi model who features in low-budget b-grade music videos in her state and has also taken to singing to revive her career.
AsiManshi by androidgen February 2, 2021
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